Letra Vegeta's serenade Starbomb

Vegeta's serenade

[Vegeta]: Trunks, I need your help
[Trunks]: What's up, dad?
[Vegeta]: Well, Bulma says I need to be more romantic, so I'm writing a love song...
[Trunks]: That's amazing, father, let's hear what you got!
[Vegeta]: Okay... *clears throat*

Oh Bulma (whoa), sweet Bulma, I adore you oh so much
I've given up my Saiyan princehood to feel your gentle touch
It's kind of a big deal to do that, but I don't regret it
I know for sure that stupid Kakarot wouldn't fuckin' get it
Dad, well maybe leave out the thing about Goku
What? But it's true, it was hard for me to go through
Just try again
OK, I guess
Just sing from the heart
The one I'll rip out of Kakarot's chest?
No
I really like the way you dress
That's good
Kakarot's wife looks like a fuckin mess
No!
What?!
Leave out Goku! It's about your wife
I'm just working in experience from life
But what about when you were wed?
It was the best thing in your life you said
You walked down the aisle and I thought with a glance
Your beauty's captivating them. Now's my chance!
That's what you were thinking?
Yes, but I had to wait
You would've been mad if I ruined your big day
That's the nicest thing you've said so far
I figured I'd distract you with the salad bar
I had to wait until the reception
I asked Goten to run interception
Then I felt my hate for Kakarot explode
Yeah, I remember. You fought for 3 episodes
I used my Big Bang Attack
But he shot a Kamehameha right back
The collision blew up half the venue
Reducing the selection of the menu
But you were the only thing on my mind
As the wall smashed Kakarot from behind
I burned his flesh and punched his face
Inspired by your beauty, and my unrelenting hate

[Trunks]: Okay, dad, here comes mom now! Just leave out everything about Goku and you'll be fine!
[Vegeta]: Okay... *clears throat* Uh... Bulma, ha, good to see you... I-I have a song for you... I-I wrote it about you... here goes...
Kakarot... DAMNIT!