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Tasered and maced

Well it’s a funny thing when your friends
are chasing you
Like you hit one of them in the balls
and stuff like that
Most times they’ll stop chasing you
after a while when they can’t catch
you

But cops don’t do that
and, and, and I found out the hard
way
But, but they proceeded to tell an
old lady to go back inside
And right when they were fixing to
go through the door
They fold the door down and slam me
on the ground
Slam me, slam me

Needless to say the crowd went crazy
And so did the cops, they were in a
frenzy
They came in and started macing everybody
About that time, macing
Bombing, macing, whatever you need
to bug
…you the bugs all night, your house
So he comes through the conference
room
With coffee on the back
Without even thinking
And my primal rage stage
I was inebriated with alcohol,
That was it, that was it
And young, young vitality, vitality
And I don’t even think, and I grab
the cop from behind
And he, and he was like what are you
doing man?
And he started to mace me right in
my face
Not even in the foot, away from my
face
So I stop thinking, I just take off
running
I was actually high-stepping, it was
like
My buddy said he saw me, and I was
like he saw some
Long legged creature just like
He took a base high stepping
Going down sixth street, stop tinkling
So I stopped and turned around

Well it’s a funny thing when your friends
are chasing you
Like you hit one of them in the balls
and stuff like that
Most times they’ll stop chasing you
after a while when they can’t catch
you
But cops don’t do that, and, and, and
I found out the hard way
Because they caught me, because they
caught me
Fantastic but I can’t catch them
Needless to say i turned around
And ?roceeded to take me to the ground
And taser me, taser me, taser me
Tasered and maced pretty good