Letra Shit shower & shave Low Cut Connie

Shit shower & shave

I first crawl up the stairs
Mama's pulling out her hair
They're trying to get me to bathe
They're trying to get me to be better behaved

But you know I don't feel very much like getting up today
I don't have anything to do anyway

But still I gotta take a
Shit shower and a shave
Shit shower and a shave
Shit shower and a shave

You better take a shower
And a shower and a shave
Yeah

I always wanted to dance
I always wanted romance
This lady gave me a chance
But then she left me with the pump in my pants

They say, yeah, you better take care of business
Before it takes care of you
Well the same old tired routine you gotta go through

You better do it 'til you're
Shat showered and shaved
Shot sugared and shaken
Begged borrowed and broken

You do it 'til you've done it
Then you're doing it again
Let's go!

I got no time to waste
I got a carrot to chase
Look at that mummy I made
With toilet paper and a pack of razor blades

I said, hey, you need cloth to wash
You need a cloth to pray
You better use it every day
Why?

'Cause cleanliness is godliness
And so I gotta [?] take a

Shit shower and shave
A little roll in the hay
Before you roll in your grave

You better take a shower and a shower and a shave
Yeah!