Letra Real girls eat cake The Janoskians

Real girls eat cake

Hey girl,
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
You fucking dipshit,
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let's go,
When we go out we make a great team,
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(really stupid this song).

I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date (oowooh)
'cause real girls eat cake.
To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake (oowooh)
'cause real girls eat cake.

I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let me have a word with your mum
'cause she's sexy ('cause she's sexy)
It must run in her genes
if you get me,
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(I like you).

I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date (oowooh),
'cause real girls eat cake.
To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake (oowooh),
'cause real girls eat cake.

Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake (oowooh),
'cause real girls eat cake.

Chocolate, strawberry, banana and vanilla cake,
That would be nice
Uh, ice whipped cream cake
And cream cake also with a little lemon and herb cake
And some fat cake overthere
Tomatosauce cake overthere.
Vegemite cake ooh
Uh, what more cakes do we have?
Jacob Fulton's mmm fuckin cake