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My dick

E-e-e-very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick

Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yank's, it's a telephone
'Ere have a look just have a butcher's
Northern monkey Comanches
My dick's bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail

C'est mont
Savoir meme pas le jour

My dick like the Mississippi river
My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn

Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your dick is small like Frodo

Okay now
Young punk in this motherfucker
Place looking right in this motherfucker
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter

Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
Dick so big, got a car alarm
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing thing bigger than the big bang
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn

Your dick's growing mold
My dick shines like gold
Your dick's like the pope
My dick don't get old
Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy
But I don't [?] my dick's science
Motherfuckers start a riot

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
That's a small dick