Letra Middle earth Lifeseeker

Middle earth

Time to break it down with an old school fable
from back in the day before the turntable
there was evil in the land time to take a stand
olde english eight hundred and a mystical clan
not a quest for fire still things were looking dire
dark riders on the rise trying to build an empire
so call me a liar but I've seen it all
and look out below!!! is my battle call
twas a lyrical stand off, backed up by Gandalf
said make like Luke Skywalker and get yer hand off
me staff! what you wan't me autograph?!
we brought it on like Kahn and they felt the wrath
trying to map the way we rap? bust open your globe
sent the lion and the witch straight back to the wardrobe
kicking up dust in the elven grove
when I hit the dancefloor I told the wizard more strobe!
simmer down young dwarve and show respect
the kings held a council and did elect
Frodo to bear the ring, and spring the plan
and remember this was all before the age of man

coming straight from the underground
coming straight from the whole of middle earth

here yeeeee here yeeee!
curiously strong but he ain't selling mints
the ring on his finger entails the four elements
I can make it rain sleet snow or hail
and if you riddle for my precious you're bound to fail
my winds are gail force: "blowing out all orcs!"
posse's barreling down the river cold bobbing like corks
break you down to dust from whence you came
deep as the mines of Mordor where I stake my claim
with fire from the shire, I'll burn your crown
now you're living in the crazy world of Arthur Brown
so get on down to middle earth
and just rock to the rhythm like you was a smurf
I'm like Sam Wise can't believe my eyes!
never touch the ring cause it ain't my size
no suprise cause it ain't no thing
cold swinging with sting it's the return of the king
of pain, enemies get slain, I'm barefoot like Ringo on Abbey Lane
with oujai board raps, whichever way the wit points
we'll stay at number one cause our records got hit points!
I came down from the hills to fight the dark forces
a double edged sword and I know where the orcs is
so get the horses, no remorse kids
been getting many tips, from numerous sources
it's time to roll on these muther funkin trolls
cut off their heads and banish their souls
another day in the life of the warrior clan
someday they'll paint my likeness on the side of a van
word! we're bringing knowledge, that's everlasting
casting a spell like Gandalf blasting
trolls out the box with their fiendish plots
pop pop from the wand another Goblin drops
I fought an intellect devourer and a night stalker
a leech a leprachaun, even leucratta
them ugly little suckers didn't stand a chance
when I climbed up in a tree and did my battle dance!
battles were raged throughout the age
so that two little hobbits could descend
and cast the ring from whence it came
so the age of magic could end?!

coming straight from the underground
coming straight from the whole of middle earth

my precious my precious how could you have left this
finger I linger, this thought depresses
lead silly hobbitans where they think they must
I'll snatchem you back push them tween the crust
where the lava runs free, my precious and me
we hate Bagginses and they hate we
my precious me, running free,
I hate Bagginses and they hate me!
what happened to that thing to which I used to cling?
how could they disrupt my little magical fling!?
the ring of doom!? nah, that's jive!
when I put the sucker on it made me feel live!
sipping on the grog I begin to glow
reminiscing on the finger that I had a year ago
fore the coming of man, and all his plans
my spirit got crushed in his corrupted hands
now I'm down on my knees, and my feet got fleas
and they built a Safeway on my hobbit hole
so ask yourself! who made who?
cause you probably got a little bit of hobbit in you
yeah ask yourself who made who?
I bet you got a little bit of hobbit in you
yes ask yourself who made who?
might you have a little bit of hobbit in you?

coming straight from the underground
coming straight from the whole of middle earth