Letra Mayonnaise Walker Hayes

Mayonnaise

Hey, what's shakin'? Oh, you're taken
So am I by your face and
Everything underneath it
That dress can't keep a secret
Saw ya lookin' so impatient
At your phone that ain't vibratin'
I don't think you need a hero
But whoever he is, he ain't here though

And I don't wanna waste my shot
Talkin' about some guy
Who don't know what he's got

So I'ma call him mayonnaise
'Cause man, there's somethin' wrong with your man, babe
If you were mine, I swear there ain't no damn way
I'd be leavin' that body unattended
I'd be tryin' to take your breath away
'Stead of takin' you for granted
So I'ma call him mayonnaise
(So I'ma call him mayonnaise)

Uh-oh, baby, hey, what happened?
Did I actually get you laughin'?
I know I ain't got a chance with you
But I gotta do the dance with you
Way too fine to not be happy
Call me never or call me daddy
Just don't call what's-his-name
Bro's insane

So I'ma call him mayonnaise
'Cause man, there's somethin' wrong with your man, babe
If you were mine, I swear there ain't no damn way
I'd be leavin' that body unattended
I'd be tryin' to take your breath away
'Stead of takin' you for granted

Hey, look, girl, I'm sorry
I don't mean to come on strong like this, like coffee
That lonely smile was killin' me so softly
If you ain't sittin' on a throne with him
I don't think you belong with him
'Cause man, there's somethin' wrong with him

Aye, I'm the one with the juice, one with the sauce
You said it's complicated, well, whatever you gon' call it
You can call me hot sauce, just a little bit symbolic
You the bomb, it's atomic, the damage is catastrophic
I don't even know his name, I just know he's lame
Go 'head and say it, babe, I know you feel the same
We ain't even gotta talk, I already know your thoughts
And I think you're gettin' lost in the sauce

So I'ma call him mayonnaise
'Cause man, there's somethin' wrong with your man, babe
If you were mine, I swear there ain't no damn way
I'd be leavin' that body unattended
I'd be tryin' to take your breath away
'Stead of takin' you for granted
So I'ma call him mayonnaise

If you ain't sittin' on a throne with him
I don't think you belong with him
'Cause man, there's somethin' wrong with him