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Take the Charedes inc. Mardi Gras Casino tugboat
To the MNL Casino discount garbage barge invite-only
For prelim round number 2 of the Miss Chinese Cosmos Pageant -
I'm rooting for contestant number 13. ( My lucky number.)

Bring your own paddle and stow away on the closest kayak
To the Mardi Gras Casino Wood burning steam powered Paddle wheel oil rig
For the dress rehearsal quailies round number 6
semifinal section of the Miss Chinese Cosmos Pageant.

With hair (and Make-up, by the way)
courtesy of New Top Ten Hair Design.

Waterwing to Port Klang, take a berth on the Superstar Gemini
To the Club Dice Monaco Gold Presents cigarette boat
For prelim round number 9 of the Miss Chinese Cosmos Pageant -
I'm rooting for contestant number 13. (My lucky number.)

Buy s.c.u.b.a. go ring the bell at the sunken submarine
Sneak up on the MOL local office up in Chongqing
For dress rehearsal qualies round 26
semifinal section of the Miss Chinese Cosmos Pageant.

With Hair (and Make-up, by the way)
courtesy of New Top Ten Hair Design.

And the Runner-Up Price,
And the Runner-Up Price,
And the Runner-Up Price,
And the Runner-Up Price,
Is a green Toyota Cedric taxi-cab,
A beautiful green Toyota Cedric taxi-cab!
Now, crisis! Contestant number 27 is withdrawn: she was entered in the Lucky Fun Phoenix Casino Miss Diaspora de Cathay competition. But who will take her place? Who is available out here in the Charades Inc. Mardi Gras Casino salvaged (straight off the beach) converted Equadorian Aircraft Carrier Endymion Try-your-luck?

None other than the prettiest colorist on Mulberry St.
She steps out from behind her adjustable hair care chair
and takes her place as 27. (I know you'll win!)