Letra Boy toy shop Big Freedia

Boy toy shop

Step right up, step right up (Ooh)
Oh, baby, it's the grand opening
Of Big Freedia Toy Shop (Ooh, yes, child)
I got a little bit of this and I got a little bit of that (Oh yes)
I got a grand ole holiday sale
Now everyone is welcome to come inside (Ooh, come on in)

You will see when you step inside (Ooh)
You don't even have to be invited
Everyone is welcome if they buy from
My boy toy shop
I got different shapes and all kinda sizes
Some of them even come with prizes
So many options, it's hard to decid' in
My boy toy shop

I got blue, brown, and hazel ey's
Gentlemen and naughty guys
Uncut or circumsized (Ooh)
What you want, no compromise
See, this right here, yeah, he is a classic (Yep)
Made by hand, not made for the masses (Nope)
Solid wood, not made of plastic (Nope)
Big dick nigga, it jurassic (Ow)

Over here, the latest model
Literally, he a model
Plenty here for you to fondle at
My boy toy shop (Yeah)
Here's a money back guarantee
Each sold separately
The customers are always pleased
At my boy toy shop

Shiny and new (Uh-huh)
Shiny and new
Shiny and new
It's a gift from me to you (Ooh)
Shiny and new (Say whatà?)
Shiny and new (Let's go)
Shiny and new
Unwrap him, he know what to do (Ow)

I hope that you are enjoying the tour
I hope that you find what you're looking for in my store
Ya heard me?

I got one who'll cook your favorite recipes (Stir it up)
One that comes with accessories (Ooh)
One that dress up like a deputy (A-ten-hut)
(Is he for real') Bitch, he better be
I got one that comes with a suit and tie (Ooh)
Execu-dick with a big surprise (Ah)
Corporate and classified
Take you to the office, let you ride (Uh)

See, this one here he never tires (Uh-uh)
Some assembly required (Yup)
If you want it, just inquire
At my boy toy shop (Toy shop)
So go ahead and tell your mom and them (Yep)
Where to find GI Joe and Ken (Uh-huh)
Make sure you come back again
To my boy toy shop (Toy shop, toy shop)

Shiny and new (Uh-huh)
Shiny and new (Oh yeah)
Shiny and new
It's a gift from me to you (I appreciate you guys)
Shiny and new (Yep, yep)
Shiny and new (Let's go)
Shiny and new
Unwrap him, he know what to do (Ooh, child)

I hope that everybody enjoyed
I wanna thank y’all for coming to the Big Freedia Toy Shop
We got gift cards and we got coupons
We got this goin' and that goin'
It's no refunds and no exchanges
You got a in-store credit and it's due within one day (One)
Twenty-four hours, baby (That's it)
Please, come back soon