Letra At your inconvenience Professor Green

At your inconvenience

I'm back,

So steve, where did you grow up?

Upper clapton, hackney

How old where you when you first started rapping?

I was 18

Who were you major influences?

You serious? your mum.

I ain't answering anymore questions

You know what I have question,

Who's idea was it to get in the charts,
By rhyming over Hungarian dance music,
And why would I make dance music
When I can't dance to it,
I'm the anicdote to tha shit,
Bringin' back the rap shit,
Soon as I'm done calling this bulimic a fat bitch,
I'll be saving the day, (a) renegade with a dog,
Playing fetch, watching him chase a grenade,
maybe I should play the same game with Bruno, if I ever again get
mistaken for a Cluedo
Character I'm gunna have to unleash amateur judo
I've just took a shit and I can't find any loo roll
Free flow, this is for everyone you got
Do whatà? I do squat, diddly and do more than you do when you do lots
Do nosh, see women do for me, what they do not do for you
Maybe it's got something to do with my new watch?

I'm back (I'm back), like I never left (like I never left)
I'm here right now (I'm here at your), convenience
I'm back (I'm back), like I never left (like I never left)
I'm here right now (I'm here at your), convenience

I have a quetion,

Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route?
When I'm a meanie
Born to instigate furnes,
I'm the morning mid-day and evening news!
And I've started a trend, Mike got his teeth fixed too!

If your wondering where I've been at,
I kick back with a six pack
A Becks on the bench, sunbathin' in a Hijab
Give me a tic tac, I've just had a bag of Nic Naks, thanks
Now I'll turn you into a kebab with my pickaxe
Mish mash mosh pit
Whenever I drop shit
It's hot shit,
I just won a race with an ostrich!
obnoxious, preposterous, loony, a damn nuttah
If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my grandmotherrr
I live life without an ounce of logic,
I like my wrist watch so much I spent a house deposit on it
Vomit then I drink more wine
Then broke a bone and hope the hospital gives me more fine... *toke*
How do you spend your time?

I'm back (I'm back), like I never left (like I never left)
I'm here right now (I'm here at your), convenience
I'm back (I'm back), like I never left (like I never left)
I'm here right now (I'm here at your), convenience

I don't have a question

When it comes to competition, I'm burying them
It better to bury them than have the getting lairy again
They want ... like they want me with malaria
Like wayne bridge wants to be john terry'd again
I developed an obsession with caroline black
I wouldn't mind having a go on carolines
Actually I promised to never be so vulgar
To never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova

I'm back (I'm back), like I never left (like I never left)
I'm here right now (I'm here at your), convenience
I'm back (I'm back), like I never left (like I never left)
I'm here right now (I'm here at your), convenience

I think I've got it out of my system now

Are you sure?

I am once again ready to answer questions,

Good cos theres something I've been wanting to ask you,
About 8 inches...

Whatà?