Letra Paranoid Afroman

Paranoid

how long can i say
(you see life is like football you know what im saying)
beeffo i have to go to jail
you gotta hike the ball and just make something happen man
can i possibley get real
i mean you know you might get tackelled
you know what im saying
beeffo somebody go and see
then againg you might fuck around and make a touch in
im so paranoid stressed stressed paranoid paranoid one false move i can be destroyed (echo)be destroyed destroy the cops i use a deackoy see my mother fuckin driver he's a white boy
im so paranoid stressed stressed paranoid paranoid one false move i can be destroyed i destroy the cops i use a deackoy
you see my mother fuckin driver he's a white boy
all my life i did nothin but dillin learnt to reliye on my good feelin
yo name is squirt i know you from where i dont need to seem fishuse though you look surspishuse stop talking bout jokes on the telephone stop talking with a bunch of fucks to my home stop fuckin up calls before you come stop telling these bitches where you got it from
how long can i say
the sherif departments right down the block
beeffo
i have to go to jail
past my beer so i can swallow this rock
can i possibley get real
past the task trying to kit in some renches
beeffooh
somebody go and see
before the dea kick the door of the hinges
im so paranoid stressed stressed paranoid pranoid
one false move i can be destroyed
i destroy the cops i use a deackoy
you see my mother fuckin driver he's a white boy
im so paranoid stressed stressed paranoid paranoid
one false move i can be destroyed
i destroy the cops i use a deackoy
you see my mother fuckin driver he's a white boy
as i fell down the street with my cackeys crease everybody looking at me
while the police haveing conversations with my gang of sailors do you think we under holy savalonts asking questions giving suggestions
pulling smiths in westerns on strange perdetrians looking cracked up
now the fields stacked up hope the cops dont backup here they come man
how long can i say
the sherif departments right down the block
beeffo
i have to go to jail
pass my beer so i can swallow this rock
can i possibly get real
hurry up pass the task trying to kit in some renches
beeffo
somebody go and see oh
before the d e a kick the door of the hinges
maybe i aughter start selling water
spend more time with my son and my daughter
but you outlife drove me away from my wife she couldnt deal with the
stressed that the strike the cocane rock and the hoad chase rock late night knock in the drive way block in later night i found outside a rapping but i gotta sell top to a half for how long
hey who is that who is that man
see you all fuckin up
i got these looks
yo man little rich kids comin right over here
thats what im saying now
they cant even laider there parents
what the fuck you think you gonna do when the police crash
the crying and shit afroman so stupid mummy
he stays over there
how long can i say
the sherif departments right down the block
beeffo
i have to got to jail
pass my beer so i can swallow this rock
can i possibley get real
pass the task trying to kit in some renches
beeffo
somebody go and see oh
before the d e a kick the door of the hinges
im so paranoid
now god lay me day asleep
before the cops rapeist give me a beer if they accidently kill me
and i dont escape
and a white person
gotta video to take
twinkle twinkle twinkle little little star
that looks (echo) like a holy (echo) car shining on my dope (echo) spot
a holy rade a home (echo) a little little home oh my god im thinner
then i fuckin (echo) run (echo)
where i run i dont (echo) care though that dope (echo)
any anywhere cops cops chasing through the woods straight straight in to the woods camera fly like leapords i hear german german sheapards
freeze hold it right right there drug dealers
night nightmare busted crack crimin criminal caught no blacks surpport
hangcuffs very tight tight thats the chury all white they could never be my pears sinity twenty years this this rap so damn real im glad i gotta record deal if i dont sell a meal this could happen still
what a predic of it