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Wow, i can be sexual too

If i die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as... this room
If for enternity i lay in bed
In my boxers half stoned with the pillow under my head

I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself

I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear

When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul

You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for this sick dark world
I know that you'll be my downfall

But i call and i call and i call

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself

I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

I don't know what i want
I don't know what i want
I don't know what i want
I don't know what i want
I don't know what i want (i met you on the internet)
I don't know what i want (the interweb)
I don't know what i want (i met you on the internet)
I don't know what i want (the interweb)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself

I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

Woah!
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself she touched herself
She touched herself

I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep