Letra Spiderman "Weird Al" Yankovic

Spiderman

(Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel)

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful

Couldn't have been any shier

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

Even if his hair was on fire

But then one day he went to that science lab

That mutated spider came down

Oh and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls

And he's swingin' all over town

La la la didy dah

La la lily da da dum

Sling us a web you're the Spiderman

Sling us a web tonight

'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now

And there's evil-doers to fight

Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his

Who horns in on Mary Jane

But to his great surprise

It seems she prefers guys

Who can kiss up-side down in the rain

"With great power comes great responsibility"

That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben

If you missed it, don't worry they'll say the line

Again and again and again

La la la didy dah

La la didy da da dum

Now Norman's a billionaire scientist

Who never had time for his son

And then somthin' went screwee

And before you knew

He was trying to kill everyone

Then he'd ridin' around on that glider-thing

And he'd throw in that weird pumpkin bomb

Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask

But he's scarier without it on

Sling us a web you're the Spiderman

Sling us a web tonight

'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now

But where'd you come up with those tights

It's a pretty sad day at the funeral

Norman Osbourne has bitten the dust

And I heard Harry said he wants Spiderman dead

Ah but his buddy Pete he can trust

Oh and M.J. is all hot for Peter now

Ah but Peter he just shuts her down

Mary Jane don't you cry, you can give it a try

Again when the sequel comes around

La la la didy dah

La la didy da da dum

Sling us a web you're the Spiderman

Sling us a web tonight

'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now

We think that you'll do alright

(ends with harmonica and piano)