Letra Nine corona's "Weird Al" Yankovic

Nine corona's

The girl looks good to me, good to me,
She looked like Pamela Lee
After nine coronaÃ?Â's
I began to kiss her,
Undid her zipper,
She looked like Claudia Schiffer
After nine coronaÃ?Â's
When I met her at the bar,
Se said she was on Baywatch,
When she got into my car,
She looked a lot like Sasquatch
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaaahhhhh
Nine coronaÃ?Â's
She kinda looked like Mr. Spock,
Ã?Â?live long and prosperÃ?Â?
But she was Courtney Cox,
After nine coronaÃ?Â's
We were hot with passion,
We were mashing,
Ã?Â?Cause she looked like Jennifer Anniston
After nine coronaÃ?Â's
Late into the night,
I rode her like a Harley
In the soft candle light,
She looked like Grant Farley
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh
Nine coronaÃ?Â's
She was fat and stinky,
And kinda sticky,
But she looked like Christie Brinkley
After nine coronaÃ?Â's
She looked like Pee Wee Herman,
Ã?Â'thatÃ?Â's my name, donÃ?Â't wear it outÃ?Â?,
But she was Uma Thurman
After nine coronaÃ?Â's
In our 23rd position,
I think I got a whiplash,
She was really bitchinÃ?Â?,
Except for her moustache
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh
She was bigger than a Winnabago,
A way to go,
She looked like Lisa Kudrow
After nine coronaÃ?Â's
She was no Cindy Crawford,
Cindy Craford,
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford
After nine coronaÃ?Â's
Open up another bottle,
I started drinking more beer,
So I could wake up,
Next to Heather Locklear
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yaaaaaaaaah
Nine coronaÃ?Â's
(repeat till fade)