Letra I'm into cb The Fall

I'm into cb

Well Ive never had a car
Never been near a lorry
Got a nasty habit of scratching my nose
My codenames happy harry
Im into cb

Ive had loads of jobs
For very minute lolly
Creation schemes
So I suppose I was lucky
And the money it took
To buy a cb set
Took lines off my belly
My codenames cedar plank
Im into cb
Im into cb

At 16 I drank cheap sherry
Got plastered in the stations and swing parks
Off my mother I stole some money
Had a treat with a bottle of martini
So sick I couldnt walk or sit
Since then Ive not touched it
I wont bore you with tales of being greedy
Im just into cb
Im into cb

My familys a weird lot
My stepsisters got a horrible growth
Listens to all this muzak shit
Reads smash hits while shes eating her tea
To me it sounds like bad cb

My fathers not bad really
He got me these wires and bits
Apart from that he talks to me hardly
Im just into cb

This is happy harry plank
From the land of waving palms
Calling out to cedar plank
477 cc
Theres no code 13
In the home of chocolate city
Im having trouble with the terminology
But Im into cb

Ive got this letter before me
Its buff with a confidential seal
Id better open it
Its a fine and a formal threat
I should of listened to new face in hell
The date expired last week
Up here I forget what time it is
It says youre going to go when you go
Or else youre for it boy
If thats what you get for having a hobby
Next mail you get will be mail in jail
If thats what you get for having a hobby
Next year mail in jail
It thats what you get for having a hobby
Next time Im out Ill join a riot
Thats the last youll hear for me
Ill keep clear of cb
Keep clear of cb