Letra If'n Alma Cogan

If'n

If'n you were a bird
Tweet tweet
Sittin up in a tree
And if'n I was to come along
Would you sing a song for me
Why I sing is my business

If'n you were a broom
I'd be cleaning up nice and neat
Reet!
And if'n I was to come along
Would you sweep me off my feet

Say yes, say yes
Oh, say it over and over
Say yes, confess
And I'll be up to my knees in four leaf clover

And if'n your were a ghost
Quiet as any mouse
And if'n I was to come along
Would you like to haunt my house

If'n you were a fish
Ooh it's so cold when you're swimming around in the sea
And if'n I was to come along
Would you flip a fin for me
Just call me Finny babe

If'n you were a clock
Tick tock
Say about half past three
And if'n I was to come along
Would you spend some time with me

Say yes, say yes
Say it over and over
Say yes, ah come on honey confess
And I'll be up to my knees in four leaf clover

And if'n you were a song
La la, how about something played in the key of C
That's alright with me
And if'n I was to come along
We could sing in harmony

And if'n you were a lock
I'd be got in the treasury
All the money
And if'n I was to come along
Would you give the key to me

Say yes, say yes
No use waiting till nightfall
Say yes, confess honey babe
And (?) ya feel love is quite delightful

And if'n you were a kiss
Sweet as a kiss could be
And if'n you knew a love romance
Would you treat me gently
Sweet and sentimently
Give your little kiss to me