Letra Dirty sanchez (as seen on tour w/ david josefsberg) Stephen Lynch

Dirty sanchez (as seen on tour w/ david josefsberg)

Dirty

I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a.
So I approached and asked her for a little dance.
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while.
And I knew I had to get into her pants.
So for hours we were grinding.
Her beauty was so blinding.
I suggested to me casa we must go.
And then her body's ripe and sweaty.
She said ?I think I'm ready.?
And that's when our love had begun to grow.

** I turned on some music salsa.
And spread cologne against my balls and was ready for this girl to meet her doom.
The candles set the mood.
I hope you do not think I'm rude.
As I gently shove the way to pappies room.
I shove my finger up her ass and wipe it on her upper lip.
Ohh - that's the Dirty Sanchez.
Please do not think that I am jack.
I shove the finger up your ass.
Ohh - love the Dirty Sanchez!
I hope you see the truth, fingers look like a Baby Ruth.
Ohh - it is Dirty Sanchez.
Your life won't be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet.
(Sniff in) As The Dirty Sanchez! **

I was looking for a new babe to be my little Sanchez slave.
I found an actress; she was needy as can be (like they all are).
So I put on all my charm, don't want to cause you no alarm.
But you're the most Bonita girl I've ever seen.
I could not believe my luck.
This little girl was right to pluck.
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a 'trick.?
I had a shot she had one too.
It was the proper thing to do.
And then I gave her hungry brown and she had lived.

I shove my finger up her ass and wipe it on her upper lip.
Ohh - that's the Dirty Sanchez.
Please do not think that I am jack.
I shove the finger up your ass.
Ohh - love the Dirty Sanchez!
I hope you see the truth, fingers look like a Baby Ruth.
Ohh - it is Dirty Sanchez.
Your life won't be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet.
(Sniff in) As The Dirty Sanchez!

My god it was beyond control!
I couldn't get enough butt hole.
And then I found my perfect little match.
She had a Latin ass; divine.
She promised it would all be mine.
But first she had a certain itch to scratch.
She said ?I have one small request to put our love to the test.
You're my big strong Cabrero, yes it's true!
I'll let you ravage my behind but even more if you didn't mind.
First I'd like to do the same to you!
So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog Rover.
En tu de negros prepentillo expressiar!?
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
And slathered up my tight anus canal.

She jammed her finger up my ass.
And smeared it on my upper lip.
Ohh that's a Dirty Sanchez!
It hurt my tender blender not.
The farther up her finger got.
O wow o wow o wow ow Dirty, Dirty Sanchez.
Until the pain came to my eyes.
And a quiver to my thighs.
Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!

That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell.
Ah, hell! We like the Dirty Sanchez!
She jammed her finger up my ass.
And smeared it on my upper lip.
Ohh that's a Dirty Sanchez!
I stuck my finger up her ass wiped it clean across my lip.
Oh, yes! It's the Dirty Sanchez!
Dirty Sanchez!