Letra Detentionl: sloppy love jingle part 3 Gym Class Heroes

Detentionl: sloppy love jingle part 3

Sloppy Love Jingle, Sequence 3.

Camera's rollin'...Action!

The bombs been detonated
I'm just waiting for the explosion
I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third
With blurred vision and...precisley placed slurred words, we started kissin'
Man listen, it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget
Well fuck it I admit I was drunk and I loved it, every last second
I couldn't kill the thought of us butt-ass naked
Tele surfin' with the fan on, chattin about the session and
Slowly getting into some closet skeleton confessions, that's when
She made an offer I couldn't refuse, and chills went up and down my legs like some of my tattoos
She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away,
She said she'd love it if I'd stay till the following day
So it was time to exit stage left
I made my rounds, gave my pounds and hugs gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath
And now we're stepping to the door but right before we step Disashi bought me one more
And now I'm feelin' it, I had my hand in my pocket but she's stealing it
With our hands interlocking as we're walking down exchange street
With our hearts pitter-pattin' to the same beat, and then she popped the question like,
"Trav, you ever been in love?"
I'm like "Psh...Not that I recall! Well there was one situation, but I didn't have the patience
Or the balls to say it, and every time I tried I just diligently delayed it."
And it sounds something like [stuttering]
Man, my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident
The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in,
I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept pedalin'
If it wasn't for meddlin' kids would love even exist? (Nope)
If it wasn't for alcohol would I be sayin' this? (Nope)
She probably took offense, I probably started gettin' sober
Cause she started gettin' ugly and I think I probably told her
Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin' sweat
Knew I was gettin' into something I'd later regret
Right when I lit the ciggarette I caught a case of the spins,
And started wishin' I was back at the bar with my friends (Disashi!)
And then it happened, I fell flat on my face
When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place
I must have got my wish granted cause I was butt-ass naked
But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant
Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser
While I'm tryin to deal with this hangover head pressure,
With a smile I grabbed the note, lit a smoke and sat back
"Dear whoever, lose my number.
[laughter]